Saturday, March 24, 2007

Religion at the Supermarket

The Announcer vs. the Apostle

Announcer: Today we're having a special on religion in aisle 6. Noted spiritual designer Crystal Self will be explaining how you can mix and match from her Spirit and Self collection to create your own unique religion that's perfect for your lifestyle. She'll be demonstrating everything from chants to channeling, from Ramadan to relics. You have nothing to lose but your soul, so come on over to aisle 6.

Apostle: This Jesus is The stone despised by you builders, who has become the cornerstone. There is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to people by which we must be saved.
--Acts 4:11-12, HCSB

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