I'm conservative--or liberal, as you choose.
I call you to fight for our deeply-held views.
We must work for change, renewal that will last
And preserve the glory of our wondrous past.
Let's fight hard against waste and bloat
And spend millions on a pleasure boat.
We must fully trust the people of this land
And require participation in my new plan.
But above all, my brothers, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or by any other oath, but let your “yes” be yes and your “no” be no, so that you may not fall under condemnation.