Saturday, March 05, 2011

Never Fight a Fork

From Blog11
Never, ever, fight a fork.
To fight a fork is just bad news.
If you fight one, you will lose.
They're designed for stabbing pork.


He has preserved us and given into our hand
the band that came against us.

--1 Samuel 30:23


Here's another person's perspective on the danger of forks. He doesn't share my Christian faith, but is a gifted writer.

4 comments:

bendedspoon said...

How could I fight with my partner? Thank you for making me laugh!
:)

Jim Swindle said...

bendedspooon, glad you enjoyed it. Welcome to this blog.

burningbeacon said...

That was hilarious, though the image reminded me of a time I fell off of my captains bed [it's very high up, if you haven't ever seen one before], and onto a fork. ow, right into my hip.

Jim Swindle said...

burningbeacon, that sounds very painful.